10 23 2021 Jizzmail SHADOWBANNED from twitter
2 days ago 2:00 AM the jizzmail twitter account was banned from twitter in an OVBIOUS act of censorship and tyranny. We want to know what is going on!
Apparently, this twitter account was shadowbanned or something? We're not sure, but we think it's because they just bought the rights to the word "Jizz" and now Twitter won't give them their account back.
Twitter is a complete joke. And we're going to prove it! If Twitter doesn't give us our account back, we're going to contact the FTC and file a lawsuit. What do you think? We hope they don't shadowban this blog post lol!
The Twitter CEO responds
Last night in a press conference the Twitter CEO responded to the issue of Jizzmail's account, "Their tweet counts were too low to produce ROI."
"We won't be giving them their account back. This only encourages them to make more tweets, which will make our algorithm overreact. Next time we'll just ban them during a pre-determined date so it has minimal effect on the company."
When asked to comment on the issue of censorship, Twitter's CEO responded with "No, we won't be giving Jizzmail their account back."
Thank you CEO.
Jizzmail taking legal action
We're banning Twitter from ever tweeting ever again.
Jizzmail has taken legal action against Twitter to regain their account. In a letter addressed to the Twitter CEO, they state their main concern with Twitter's banning of their account is the word "Jizz".
"Twitter has been using our trademark, "Jizzmail," to attract traffic to your site. As a result of these actions, Jizzmail is not being treated fairly."
Twitter's CEO responded, "No comment."
There have been reports that Jizzmail is considering a class action lawsuit against Twitter to regain ownership of the word "Jizz".
"We are confident that the US court system will recognize our rights."
With the future of Jizzmail uncertain, investors are panicking.
This Jizzmail controversy is one for the history books.
"No comment."
The legal battle has taken a turn for the weird, with reports that Jizzmail is considering violence: "I would proudly take a bullet for the word 'Jizz,' but a lawsuit would be a more prudent course of action," a Jizzmail spokesperson has said.
A representative from the Twitter CEO's office said, "No comment."
Twitter is a company that enables the free flow of information and we believe the banning of Jizzmail was a violation of their rights.
Jizzmail CEO responds
Last night in a press conference the Twitter CEO responded to Jizzmails threats of violence: "We're not actually going to ban Twitter from ever tweeting ever again. We're also not going to file a lawsuit. It's nothing personal, we just don't want to deal with them," a shill for the Twitter CEO said at the press conference.
Jizzmail has taken legal action against Twitter to regain their account. In a letter addressed to the Twitter